I'm pretty sure that I have the best life in existence. It's a little ridiculous. I seriously have the best friends. And I'm pretty hot, so that kinda helps the situation, too.
Yesterday was just another typically {AWESOME} day of summer. Since I'm so awesome, I'm naturally just going to have amazing days, every day. ANYWAY. I got to hang out with my dearly amazing tennis partner, Samantha Hone. Whenever we hang out, we just kinda do whatever...and it ALWAYS turns out super great.
First off, we went to the University mall. We were looking to buy something that I will not disclose at this time. We walked around for an hour, seriously having the best time of my life. Even though we got checked out approximately every 10 seconds, we decided it was time to leave and continue our search elsewhere.
We hopped in Sam's totally attractive creme mini cooper and sped off to our new destination while listening to Lily Allen the whole way there. We discovered that we're pretty much soul sisters with her. She's so materialistic, just like us!
Our next stop was Michael's. The store associate pretty much told us that we were the most attractive girls he'd ever seen but in fewer words. He was so attractive, it was a little ridiculous.
Next, we drove down to the Provo mall. We again began our search of the much needed item. We went to pretty much every store, but nothing was in our price range: expensive.
At Dillard's, I noticed these two creepy guys looking through the women's swimsuit section. WHAT CREEPERS. Oh my goodness it was just so weird.
Then, in the next two stores we went into, the same guys were there, looking through the swimsuit sections. We were thoroughly creeped out. THOROUGHLY. We kept checking our shoulders, to make sure they weren't coming after us. Because two attractive girls are kinda the perfect target to creepy guys like that.
We were super thirsty after our adventuring, so we made a stop at Sonic and sat and drank DP (like always)
It was only appropriate that we should play an immature game at this point.
Our game of choice was simple: Murder, Marry, Make out.
The rules are simple: one person gives the other a choice of three guys and the she has to decide which one she would marry, which she would marry, and which she would make out with.
Ladies and gentlemen. If you would like to know a lot about a person, you need to play this game.
I seriously learned so much about Sam from this experience. It just really brought us together.
We went to her house next and had a dance party, mostly while listening to the song whistle by Flo Rida.
If you want to keep your integrity, DO NOT WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO. ever.
All in all, yesterday was awesome. I love my life more than life itself.....wait......
P.S. half the stuff in here is made up.
P.P.S. I really don't talk like that.
Just a picture of what we do on a day to day basis.
